Why Is It..........

1. Why is that I can never remember to go and get the mail? Seriously, I think I go about once a week if I'm lucky! I am pretty sure that the mail lady hates me. I just went today and my little box was so cram packed that I don't think a postcard could have been shoved in there!

2. Why is it still 97 degrees and the 22nd of October?

3. I drank a diet Dr. Pepper today and now I have the shakes and the sweats. I think it's official...I can not drink soda any more. (sniff)

4. Why am I always walking by rooms with lights on and consciously turning them off to save the planet yet I leave my porch light on 24/7? There is something seriously wrong with me!

5. Is it just me or is it weird that an automated computer voice talked me through AND fixed my computer this morning?

6. I wish my floors were magically cleaned for me when I return from picking up Abby from school. Do you think that there is a magic floor cleaning lady? If I wish real hard she'll come.....right?